I live my life , the way I want. *
I hate it when people stare at the stuff they spilled over like

And i’m over here like

NIGGA IZ U CLEANIN DAT WIT YO EYES?!

Honestly, I’ve never seen anyone fall because of a banana.
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If I knew I was going to die within a few days I would:

mylifeasafetus:

  • travel to the most beautiful place on earth
  • fall in love.
  • kill the person i hate
  • have sex
  • own an exotic animal
  • smoke some weed
  • swim in the ocean
  • eat.so.much.food. 
  • say goodbye to everyone.
lockandkeycafe:

All the time. 

lockandkeycafe:

All the time.